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Stones: Euphemismus des Tages

Euphemismus des Tages 52

“Strangerneuerung”

Wenn ein Klemptner so etwas mit Blick auf die Wasserleitungen im eigenen Heim sagt, dann stellen sich mir die Nackenhaare auf. Und wir reden von zwei Leitungssträngen (Bad und Küche).

8. Januar 2010, 11:49 von Andreas Jahn Kommentare [3]

Euphemismus des Tages 51

“Dead peasants insurance”

Eine Versicherung für tote Bauern? In Michael Moore’s neuem Film bekommt man es erklärt: Firmen versichern ihre Angestellten, um im Todesfall noch einen Extra-Bonus einzufahren. Die Angehörigen bekommen natürlich nichts davon.

Und gleich noch einer:

“Vergiftete Papiere.”

Hm. Das hatten wir doch schon. Aber die tiefere Symbolik ist mir erst jetzt durch den Kopf gegangen. Denn was ist das für ein Gift, dass die Derivate so unappetitlich macht? Es sind die faulen Kredite, es sind die verrottenden Kadaver der zusammengebrochenen Kreditnehmer, die sich erst insolvent erklären müssen, bevor die Bank den Kredit abschreibt und damit den Wert des Papiers mindert. Jede Milliarde Kreditausfall der Bank steht für eine Anzahl zahlungsunfähiger Menschen, die heute irgendwo im Auto oder auf dem Zeltplatz wohnt. Im Großen betrachtet ist das tatsächlich brechreizend.

17. November 2009, 16:15 von Andreas Jahn Kommentare

Euphemismus des Tages 50

Der Wähler hat uns die Möglichkeit gegeben, in der Opposition zu einer personellen und inhaltlichen Erneuerung zu gelangen..

28. September 2009, 16:00 von Andreas Jahn Kommentare

Euphemismus des Tages 49

Fachkraft in der Systemgastronomie

Auch wenn die Systemgastronomie ein fester Terminus ist, finde ich die obige Umschreibung für Pommesbrutzler in der Burgerbude brilliant.

27. August 2009, 11:08 von Andreas Jahn Kommentare

Euphemismus des Tages 48

Schrottpapiere
Giftpapiere
Vergiftete Papiere
Toxische Papiere
Faule Wertpapiere
Ramschpapiere
Faule Kredite
Belastete Anlagen
Schrottimmobilien
Bad Bank
Giftmülldeponie für faule Papiere
Bilanzbereinigung
Frisches Geld
Marode Banken
Notleidende Banken

Sie machen es schon wieder. Das Bankgeschäft ist im Kern ja eine ziemlich langweilige Angelegenheit: man schiebt das Geld anderer Leute rum und versucht Leute ohne Geld davon zu überzeugen, dass sie das rumgeschobene Geld für hohe Zinsen leihen sollen. Bei der Überzeugungsarbeit zeigten die Banker bislang aber ganz außergewöhnliche Kreativitätspotentiale und aus dem drögen Kreditgeschäft entsprangen hippe Anlagestrategien mit ‘innovativen Finanzprodukten’. Beim Gerangel um Prozente auf dem Markt der maximum assured investment multiplicators für real estate assets und so ging ja bekanntlich irgendwann die Übersicht verloren, zumal die beim Verhökern von Hypotheken ohne Sicherheiten auch eher störend ist. Dann kam der Knall, das große Jammern und nun gibt es ein Gerangel auf dem Markt für Leidensdruck-gebundene Staatshilfen.
Und die Logik bleibt, dass ein Unternehmer was in einer hübschen Verpackung gekauft hat, ohne wissen zu wollen, was es ist, da er es ja ‘eh weiterverkaufen wollte, wozu es aber nicht kam, weil der Inhalt der Verpackung plötzlich zu stinken begonnen hat wie alter Fisch. Nun braucht der Unternehmer dringend Geld, um den Totalverlust zu kompensieren und er bekommt es auch, weil die nach altem Fisch stinkenden Kartons die ganzen Kunden vom Markt für hübsch verpackte Kartons mit fragwürdigem Inhalt verschrecken. Doch zum Glück haben wir noch die kreativen Banker, die Hand in Hand mit der Journaille ständig neue Worthülsen schaffen, mit Hilfe derer sich die Folgen haarsträubendem Unternehmertums in die Nachwirkungen einer erdbebenartigen höheren Gewalt umdeuten lassen. Es gibt eben doch nur Opfer.

Noch was zur Bad Bank: Wertlose Wertpapiere (hüstel) sollen nicht abgeschrieben werden, weil das ja in der Bilanz blöd aussähe, sondern zum fairen (Einkaufs-?) Preis an die Bad Bank abgestossen werden. Und die Bad Bank alias Staat bezahlt das dann mit Staatsverschuldung. Das scheint natürlich nur so, als ob der Staat den Banken einfach ihre Verluste ersetzt. Dadurch, dass die Wertpapiere als Objekte im Spiel bleiben, entgehen die Banken der Demütigung des Pleitemachens und Sich-hinterher-beschenken-lassen-müssens, während der Staat mit realem Geld einen fiktiven Wert gekauft hat, den er als Aktivposten weiter gegen die Bankengeschenke gegenrechnen lassen kann und deshalb nicht als Minus im Haushalt auftaucht. Und so gibt es eben doch nur Gewinner.

PS: Nichtvorhandenes Staatsvermögen schlägt sich doch in der Inflation nieder, oder? Aber als Politiker braucht man jetzt keine Angst für die nächste Wahl haben, dass bremst die Deflation und kann der Finanzkrise angelastet werden.

PS2.: verfaulen Wertpapiere im Kühlschrank langsamer?

21. April 2009, 16:06 von Andreas Jahn Kommentare [3]

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